"Encroach upon my deepest dreams and desires, but do not expect to come back unscathed"

 

clannyphantom:

mary had a little lamb

whos fleece was white as snow

it went out to a club one night

and dropped it hella low

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pottscilgrim:

hawfstuff:

monasticmaestoso:

it’s exactly what you’re expecting

Oh my god

jesus fucking christ it gets funnier every time

coshendrix:

female character challenge ★ a female character you relate to

Annie Edison

You’re Annie. You like puzzles and little monsters on your pencils and some guy named Mark Ruffalo. You’re a fierce competitor and a sore loser and you expect everybody to be better than who they are and you expect yourself to be better than everyone… which is cool.

edens-blog:

wkdart:

iamtonysexual:

andrejpejicjimmyvegafanfic:

onlylolgifs:

 People blown over in streets as Storm Ivar hits Norway

looks fun

makin’ my way dOWNTO—-

ASDFK

MAKIN’ MY WAY UPTOWN

not gonna lie at first I thought these people were really good at the Smooth Criminal lean

step 1. buy several hundred bags of miniature marshmallows 

step 2. somehow get upwind

step 3. open the bags and let the sugary puffs fly free

step 4. enjoy the sight of people getting absolutely pelted with marshmallows 

step 5. ?????????

step 6. profit 

wtfeveridgaf:

jumpingbutnotforjoy:

Goth

Out of every pun and play on words I’ve seen on this site, this is the one that makes me so unreasonably angry.

wtfeveridgaf:

jumpingbutnotforjoy:

Goth

Out of every pun and play on words I’ve seen on this site, this is the one that makes me so unreasonably angry.

(Source: lysergicyugen)

cuntemptress:

professional-bird:

CAN WE JUST TALK ABOUT THE FACT THAT POPE FRANCIS IS SO FRIKKIN CHILL THAT IF AN ALIEN WALKED IN TO THE VATICAN HE WOULDN’T EVEN FREAK OUT HE’D JUST BE LIKE “SUP DUDE LETS GO GET YA SOME JESUS” 

LETS GO GET YA SOME JESUS.

(Source: traceexcalibur)